Monday morning we left Little Venice in central London, cruising north, back the same way we had entered London, on the Grand Union Canal. We saw several terrapins sitting on branches just out of the water sunning themselves, the other random thing we saw was lots of coconuts floating in the canal – no idea!
We moored below the Malt Shovel pub, in Uxbridge exactly where we were moored on Friday.
Tuesday we continued the trip north, doing 12 miles and 13 locks. At one of the locks, a Wide beam boat, was in the lock ahead of us, the owner/driver had just picked up the boat (his first boat) about 50 yards before the lock, so this was his first lock, his friend/crew was a sailor, but never been on the canals!! So we helped out. They did two locks ahead of us then turned around to head south, we wished them good luck and carried on north.
On Wednesday we did 17 locks, sharing some of them with a narrowboat which had a stern tiller, but also a steering wheel within the front of the boat, so when that was being used it looked like a standard narrowboat without a driver…….weird!
Thursday, Rog got the best views we have had of a kingfisher, this one was braver than most, it stayed on its perch until level with the back of the boat, before flying ahead and doing the same thing several times. It was amazing!
We shared a few locks with a café boat which was being relocated to the Marsworth locks, by a couple of friends of the owner, we were not sure they were very familiar with canals or boats.
After mooring we walked into Aldbury village and had a pint at the Greyhound Inn (see photo of the stocks on the village green).
On Friday morning we cycled to the Natural History Museum in Tring, which houses the taxidermy collect of Lord Rothchild, (donated to the nation) thousands of taxidermy animals on show. Every type of animal you can think of and some you have never heard of (see photo).
Saturday, made further progress north, 7 miles and 10 locks, we shared some of the locks with a couple who had hired boats for 50 years, they were pleased to accept help with the locks, as sometime in the not to distance past he had had a heart attack and her knees were not great, so they had hired a boat for the last time, as they put it their swan song.
At a couple of the locks there was a wide beam boat in front of us, they were doing everything very slowly, just in case they scratched the paintwork of their highly polished craft. Each to their own path, but most other boaters (Thankfully including the company that owns of Life in Slow Motion) acknowledge that boating is a contact sport, but just remember if you are going to hit anything…. do it slowly.
Throughout the day we saw lots of unusual aircraft overhead, the red arrows, tiger moths, a Lancaster bomber – there must have been an air show somewhere.
After mooring we were sitting on the back of the boat having a cup of tea, when a couple stopped to chat, when we say couple we mean ‘her’ and when we say ‘chat’ we mean a 20 minute stream of boating anecdotes without taking a single breath, it was quite astonishing, finally her husband reminded her that they were going out that night to talk at some other people they actually knew.
Sunday we had a relaxing day with only about 4 hrs cruising north to Bletchley.
At Leighton Buzzard we passed an empty hire boat yard, and the rest of the day we saw their fleet of boats passing us as they returned, change over day must be Monday. We spoke to a couple of the crews, they are paying more per week for a boat than we are for a month.
sssh …. Don’t tell anyone we are going to Bletchley Park (code breakers, enigma etc) tomorrow.
| This Week | Total | |
| Locks | 67 | 618 |
| Miles Cruised (approx.) | 58 | 766 |



































